- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

hi michael

NEVER

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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