- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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