- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Grace Ackerson

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Canadians

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

What's your blood type? Red.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

knock knock whos there open open who the door

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