yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

What do you call an amazing person Good

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

bite me

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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