Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Justin Beiber

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poopy is poopy

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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