- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Christ is a conspiracy

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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