what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

a man walked into a bar and said ow

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Anti Joke

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