- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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