Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Women's rights

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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