Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Beka has AIDS

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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