- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Whats white? A fridge

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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