Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

just in time?

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

How old are you? 7

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

A chicken walked into the bar...

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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