What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What do you call a black man? Rob

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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