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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

field day?

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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