- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

2 black kids walk into school

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

I enjoy Popcorn

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

binladin walks into the american seals

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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