Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What does? 42

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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y u no like me joke?

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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