- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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