Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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