What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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How do you end a sentence

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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