Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Your Mom

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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how much fish could a chicken

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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