- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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