- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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