- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

how much fish could a chicken

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

PENIS that is all

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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