- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Get on the boat.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Where's my baby??

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

you gay?

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