What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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