- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

The New York Giants

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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