Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

hi mom

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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