- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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