Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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