Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

9/11 my birthday

Obama lin Baden.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

13 =B you just learned something

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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