What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

hashtags suck balls

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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