- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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