An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

NASCAR being considered a sport.

binladin walks into the american seals

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

I enjoy Popcorn

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

2 black kids walk into school

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

womens rights.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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