why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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