A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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read me write me

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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