why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Double-whammy

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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