- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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