What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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