How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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