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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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