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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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