A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Sarah Palin.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Julian Ha.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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