- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

2 + 2 = 4

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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