- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

that wall over there ->

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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