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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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