How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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women's rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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