Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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willam dafoe

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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