- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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