Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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