- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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