- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

This is a joke.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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