why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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