- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Is your refrigerator running? No.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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