Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Dead girls can't say no.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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