- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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