- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Caramel Boing.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Roses are red.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

autistic kids rock

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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