- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

knock knock Goodbye

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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