- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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