What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Justin Beiber is a good singer

thumb_up thumb_down -6

why are balck people black because they are

thumb_up thumb_down -6

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

thumb_up thumb_down -6

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops