- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Gretta has five legs? -no

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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