A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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