Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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