roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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