- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are flowers.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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