- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Knock knock Fuck off!

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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