- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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