I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

womens rights

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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