- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

hi mom

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

H o m o comes out as homo

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