- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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