What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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BIG MAC'S

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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