- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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