What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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