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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

So, same time tomorrow then?

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A russian gives away vodka.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A dyslexic blind man

Women's rights.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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